I never thought I’d be running a group which most people call “more selective than Harvard,” but here we are.
The DILFs of Larchmont started as a simple idea and somehow became the most talked-about dad group in Los Angeles.
Recently, we even got mentioned on Conan O’Brien’s podcast (you can read about that whole wild experience here).
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What We Are
The DILFs of Larchmont is an elite society of dads who live in Larchmont Village.
We have two baseline requirements that are non-negotiable:
- You must be a DILF, and
- You must reside in Larchmont Village (or adjacent areas).
One question we get all the time: who decided that we were DILFs?
The answer: we did. We did.
Why We Exist
Solidly into middle age, we find ourselves grilling in robes, listening to Elmo on repeat, and taking months to recover from even the most trivial of injuries. We started this group to hang out with people in a similar phase of life. Whereas before, we’d be hitting great restaurants and going to clubs, now we appreciate the simpler things in life. A farmer’s market with the family. An occasional poker game. Grilling.
We are attempting to embrace our newfound identity. And some say we are “crushing it” (no one has said this yet).
The Founders
I’m Dan Lerman (DILF #1), also known as the Grand High DILF. I started the Backyard Comedy Series out of my house in Larchmont Village in 2022. It’s a charity show that works with Seth Rogen’s Hilarity for Charity to combat loneliness. I also produced and hosted Larchmont Boulevard Comedy to raise money for LA firefighters who fought the Sunset fires. I’m a Psychology professor, specializing in DILF psychology.
Matt Ritter (DILF #2) is a lawyer, comedian, and podcast host. Dubbed “the mayor of Larchmont Village,” Matt runs the top friendship podcast in the country and holds the title “Chief Friendship Officer.”
The Members
We’ve got quite the crew:
- Evan Ferrante (DILF #3) is the world’s top Tom Cruise impersonator
- Luke Macfarlane (DILF #6) is an esteemed Hallmark actor
- Richard Garcia (DILF #16) is a really nice guy
- Nick Risher (DILF #4) is better than you’d expect at tennis
- James Longman (DILF #24) was an executive producer on the Late Late Show with James Corden and will be running SNL UK next year
- Jeff Arkuss (DILF #18) is a really, really good dude
How It Works
Once you’re in, you get a custom-made hat, each hand-numbered by me. While our main priority is to adhere to our slogan, “Protect and Provide,” we have a monthly meetup at Tacos Tu Madre on Larchmont and Melrose.
We hang out about once a month for happy hours, playing poker, and we’re even taking a Krav Maga self-defense class in the near future.
If one DILF encounters another DILF in the wild, much like an exotic bird, he signals his admiration and loyalty with a special signal.
Conclusion
The DILFs of Larchmont represents something bigger than just a dad group. We’re men embracing this new phase of life where simple pleasures matter more than fancy dinners, and where grilling in a robe is not just acceptable but encouraged. From our monthly meetups to our custom hats, we’ve created a community for dads who want to “protect and provide” while having some fun along the way.
Our dream is that one day Conan looks at us, preferably in person, and thinks: “these people are true morons.” And then develops a TV series under the Team Coco Banner. Or at least has us on for a fan episode.
Want to join DILFs of Larchmont? Well, if you’re reading this, it’s already too late. Try Harvard.